All Beef Juicy Jumbos

NOTE TO SCHNEIDER’S ALL BEEF JUICY JUMBOS:
SEEMS I FELL FOR YOU JUMBO-JUICE SCHEME
ONLY FIVE IN A PACK
THE FUCK KINDA SHIT’S THAT
JUICY TRICK UP YOUR JUMBO BEEF SLEEVE

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOUR BUN FRIENDS COME SIX TO A BAG
ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK ME, DO YOU WANT ME TO BEG?
FOR SIX JUMBOS PER PACK
OR A ONE-BUN-CUT-BACK
YA WELL I MIGHT IN YOUR GODDAMN BEEF DREAMS

IF THERE’S ANY ROOM LEFT IN YOUR JUMBO BEEF HEART
YOU’LL CONSIDER A TRUCE WITH YOUR BUN COUNTERPART
I EAT HOT DOGS FOR DINNER
I EAT HOT DOGS FOR LUNCH
TRUTH IS I EAT JUMBOS FOR BREAKFAST AND BRUNCH

(DON’T YOU EVER THINK THAT THIS MAKES ME LOVE YOU ANY DAMN LESS)